We provide Stand Up Paddleboards for beginners to experts
We do all the other Schitt Show Me SUP doesn't do. Canoe, Kayak, and rafts rentals
Yes, we also provide Entertainment services From My fat ass DJing to Live Sound
Nothing is more odd thhen seeing a large group of grown ass adults floating down the river sporting their finest tie dye attire and wearing tute's while dancing to Schitty Canoe Co's infamous River mix. Join us this year as we host our 4th annual event. We are changing it up this year and adding Vic Vaughn to our Saturday band to give you a little funk, soul and blues. We will also have food vendors and lots of other schitt going on.
Schitty Canoe Co & Show Me SUP are based out of Camp Tomahawk in Galena. We handle all the "Off Property" Rentals such as Rafts, kayaks, canoes, boards.
We are honored to now officially be a SOL Paddleboard dealer. These Colorado tough boards will be perfect for our Missouri rivers. We will start bringing on all their models as they get back in stock
POP Board Co was our very first brand we started carry. It was their customer service and excitment that we wanted to carry them that drover our decision to bring them on. We are proud to carry that excitement on to you.
Schitty Canoe Company is our evil Schitty Step-sister company. Here you will find all the Schitty Schwag you can find, Canoe Rentals, Themed Float trips and so much more Schitt
Show Me SUP & Schitty Canoe Co provides our clients and guest’s with a fun and goofy atmosphere while still giving you professional service in a comfortable environment. We want to give “ANYONE AND EVERYONE” the chance to experience paddleboarding, and all the watercraft we bring to the James.
We ain'tchur normal outfitter, no siree. Show Me SUP & Schitty Canoe bring a little spice to the James River. We are the only outfitter on the James with a full fleet of stand up paddleboards, this gives folks a completely different perspective on floating the beautiful James River. Schitty Canoe Company uses 100% reclaimed canoes that we purchase or put from weeds, fields and behind barns. We repair them to make them safe for our customers and give them off the wall paint jobs, taking away that old boring yellow, blue or red canoe and makes your float a little more vibrant. We have also brought on Rocky Mountain Rafts to our fleet. We use the waterwater models of rafts giving our folks a higher ride in the water with self bailing floors, no more need to flip the raft over halfway through your trip to get the water out. We are also building our kayak fleet by using inflatable kayaks from Rock Mountain Rafts and SOL Paddleboards, these are not your big box store floppy kayaks. Whitewater inspired, they take a hell of a beating and with those pesky shallow areas your only dragging about 30lbs of boat not 45 or 50.
Our staff at Show Me SUP & Schitty Canoe Co are pure water junkies. If you ain't floating, we are floating. We know every inch of the sections we float and we let our customers know the best gravel bars to stop at and where current hazards or landmark areas are so you know exactly where you are on your float. Most of us are a little bit "OFF" or crazy but that's part of the experience we give you.
The head cheese, the Big Schitthead. I started Schitty Canoe because of the need for canoe rentals for Show Me SUP. TJ is best seen in his faded Orange Schitty Shirt "the wife hates", his mis matched shorts and his giant bubba keg.
Most the time you will find Nicole floating down the James in her colorful Jackson Kayak with Butters laying on the front while they jamming to the tunes that are coming out of TJ's Casket Speaker. You will also find Nicole babysitting TJ & Josh the Local from time to time.
Josh the Local, aka Angry Frog, aka, Princess Sparkle poop. Josh comes from Austin, but he is right at home in the Ozark Mountains. Josh came on board last season because of our growth and ever since then he has been "that growth" on us we are going to keep around. You will see josh around with his Beer-dileer and rainbow checker short.